{"product_id":"call-my-time-over-under","title":"Call My Time — Half Marathon Over\/Under","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e260 pounds. Two rebuilt knees. An ankle that snapped last November. Diabetic. 13.1 miles on November 14.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo. What's the call?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTen bucks locks in your prediction. There's no payout and no prize — every dollar goes straight to diabetes research, same as everything else here. What you get is your name in the post-race recap under either \u003cstrong\u003eCALLED IT\u003c\/strong\u003e or \u003cstrong\u003eWRONG\u003c\/strong\u003e, permanently, where your friends can see it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eThe form guide\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'm not hiding the numbers. Here's what my long runs actually look like:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLongest run so far: \u003cstrong\u003e9.1 miles\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLong-run pace, walk breaks included: \u003cstrong\u003e16:16–16:37 per mile\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMethod: 4:1 run-walk, the whole way, no apologies\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhich projects to roughly \u003cstrong\u003e3:30\u003c\/strong\u003e — if nothing goes wrong\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eSomething always goes wrong.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eMake your call\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnder 3:10 — True Believer.\u003c\/strong\u003e You think I have a gear I haven't shown anybody.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3:10–3:25.\u003c\/strong\u003e You're betting on race-day adrenaline.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3:25–3:40.\u003c\/strong\u003e The sensible money. This is what the math says.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3:40–3:55.\u003c\/strong\u003e You've seen mile 11 do things to people.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOver 3:55 — Realist.\u003c\/strong\u003e Rude. Possibly correct.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDNF — Traitor.\u003c\/strong\u003e Costs double. Betting against a diabetic man with two rebuilt knees should cost you something.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCalls close November 13.\u003c\/strong\u003e Official time is whatever the race clock says — gun to finish, walk breaks and all. No appeals, no stewards' inquiry.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBuy more than one call if you want to hedge. I'm not going to stop you, and neither is the research.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThis is a donation with a guess attached. No payout, no prize, no wagering — 100% of every call goes to Chubrun's diabetes research partners. Not tax-deductible.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chubrun","offers":[{"title":"Under 3:10 · True Believer","offer_id":48935095927038,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3:10–3:25","offer_id":48935096680702,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3:25–3:40","offer_id":48935096713470,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3:40–3:55","offer_id":48935096746238,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Over 3:55 · Realist","offer_id":48935096779006,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"DNF · Traitor","offer_id":48935096811774,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0815\/6617\/1390\/files\/call-my-time.png?v=1789075146","url":"https:\/\/chubrun.com\/products\/call-my-time-over-under","provider":"Chubrun","version":"1.0","type":"link"}